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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2201 of 2327

Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2202 of 2327

Life exists for no known purpose.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2203 of 2327

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society
being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible
thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money
system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.
                -- Valerie Solanas
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2204 of 2327

Life is a biochemical reaction to the stimulus of the surrounding
environment in a stable ecosphere, while a bowl of cherries is a
round container filled with little red fruits on sticks.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2205 of 2327

Life is a concentration camp.  You're stuck here and there's no way
out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2206 of 2327

Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it was a bet you wouldn't take it.
                -- Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2207 of 2327

Life is a game.  In order to have a game, something has to be more
important than something else.  If what already is, is more important
than what isn't, the game is over.  So, life is a game in which what
isn't, is more important than what is.  Let the good times roll.
                -- Werner Erhard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2208 of 2327

Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2209 of 2327

Life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporania;
And love is thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Comment"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2210 of 2327

Life is a grand adventure -- or it is nothing.
                -- Helen Keller
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